Guy Wisdom For My Son

Guy wisdom from a first time dad to a son

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Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 51 – Prized Possessions

Give a name to your inanimate, prized possession.  Whether it is your car with all the great memories, a guitar that shows the wear of endless jam sessions, that special baseball bat that helped you win the big game or whatever else it may be.  Give it a name and make sure your best friends know its name too.

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 50–Bikes In The Driveway

Crushed Bike

Never leave your bike in the drive way.  Also, when you have kids of your own, always make sure the drive way is clear of your kids toys before backing up.  (Sorry for backing over your bike with the truck son.  Don’t worry, I will fix it.  Love Dad)

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 49 – Dad’s Advice

As you grow up and become more independent you will want to do things on your own.  Sometimes I will give you advice because sometimes, I really do know best.  No sense in repeating my mistakes, son, but you certainly can learn from them. — Dad

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 48 – Credit Cards

Don’t use credit cards, use debit cards.  They do the same thing as credit cards and you don’t have to worry about the debt because you’re only spending the money you already have.

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 47 – Quote

"A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman; but a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist." – Louis Nizer 

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 46 – PB and J Sandwiches

Rules for a great peanut butter and jelly sandwich

  1. Peanut butter kept in the refrigerator will get too hard and will tear sliced bread when you try to spread it.  Keep it in the pantry.
  2. Jam should be kept in the refrigerator, it says so on the jar. By the way, jam is better than jelly.
  3. A good alternative to jam is sliced banana.
  4. Wheat bread is better than white bread.
  5. Serve with a tall glass of cold milk.

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 45 – Vehicle Maintenance

Take care of your vehicle and your vehicle will take care of you. Trust me on this. You will depend on your vehicle in a lot of ways so make sure to take care of repairs and scheduled maintenance so you are less likely to be stranded somewhere you don't want to be.

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 44 – Baseball

To catch a pop fly in the sun, use your glove to shade your eyes. It’s bigger than your free hand and puts the leather in perfect position to snag the ball.

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 43 – Basic Boating Terminology

In many facets of life, knowing the correct terminology, lingo or jargon is always a plus.  A great example of this is when you are aboard a boat.  Here are some basic boating terminology to get you off on the right foot when on, around or speaking in regards to a boat.  As for your sea legs, you'll have to get that yourself.

Aboard – On or within the boat
Above deck – On the deck of the boat
Aground – The bottom of the boat touching or stuck on the ground
Ahead – When the boat is moving in a forward direction
Astern – Going backwards, opposite of ahead
Batten Down – Secure all loose objects to the deck or in the hull. This instruction may be used if the water becomes rough
Bearing – The angle between an object and a reference direction. Unless otherwise specified, the reference direction is usually the north
Below – When someone or something is beneath the deck
Bow – The foremost point of the hull of the boat
Bridge – The area or room where the ship’s navigational controls are stored along with any other equipment needed for the ship to operate
Cabin – This is where you and your fellow passengers can sit
Cast Off – To undo all mooring ropes and lines in preparation for sail
Galley – An onboard kitchen
Head – An onboard bathroom
Helm – The wheel controlling the rudder therefore steering the boat
Outboard – A detachable engine that is mounted at the back of the boat
Overboard – When a passenger or object falls over the side and out of the boat
Port – When looking towards the front of the boat, port is the left hand side of the boat
Rudder – Usually found at the stern of the boat, a rudder is a vertical plate or board that is used to steer the boat
Starboard – The right side of the boat when looking forward on the boat
Stern – The rear part of the boat, opposite to the stem
Underway – When the boat is moving

Guy Wisdom For My Son No. 42 – Movies To Watch

(Now I know I probably don’t have the best taste in movies but I’m still going to start recommending some movies I enjoy and I think you will too.)

The Girl Next Door

“Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze.” — Timothy Olyphant in the movie The Girl Next Door

I think this quote above is at the heart of this movie.  What the quote means is that you should always be aware of what you are going to have to sacrifice and/or go through to achieve the great things you want out of life.  What it comes down to is, “finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find it, you fight for it. You risk it all, because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze.”  And I think that’s another good point.  Have passion for life, for something and always be driven for that thing or person, whatever or whomever it is.
Now I’m not going to try to pitch the plot to you so you’ll have to watch it yourself.

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